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evanedinger:

JUST WATCH THIS PLEASE

I hit reblog so fast I broke my computer.

tears are streaming down my face

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

Double Standards in the PJO Fandom
  • Piper: My boyfriend is hot. I have known him for 8 months.
  • Fandom: You're so shallow! You barely know him!
  • Leo: I love Calypso. I have known her for 2 weeks at most.
  • Fandom: Aww...so adorable!
petrichorlore:

thepostmodernpottercompendium:

Children. They were teaching children. 
Rowena, Godric, Salazar; they tended to forget that. They saw young minds, young acolytes - eyes that would look up to them. Not innocence. Not childish wonder.
Toughen them, said Godric.
Make them smart, said Rowena.
And ambitious, above all, said Salazar.
But war and the real world; that was not where children belonged. Aye, they would belong one day, but it was not their part to turn them cruel, make them hard, make their eyes dart sideways always looking for ways to twist the world to further their own ends. They were to protect them. Shield them from the worst so that some good, some kindness would find its way into an ever darkening world. To give them weapons and teach them how to use them, but never tell them that those weapons were their only hope.
She’d seen in all the battles she’d rode out to just how dark the world could be. Was it not their duty to bring light into this world? To fight darkness with light; not with more darkness - with divisiveness and strife and hatred?
I will take them all, she said. 
I will protect the ones you will not. I will save them. I will give them a home. They will be the last rays of all that is good in this world. I will teach them kindness. I will teach them loyalty. I will teach them selflessness. 
I will teach them how to be the backbone, the heart of this world. I will teach them how to stand steadfast, when all hope is lost. 
I will teach them how to be human, to be more than just one single word.
No, she knew, theirs would not be an easy path, or a glorious one. They would have no songs. No great tales in books. No laurels. No consolation, no thanks.
But they would be the reason why, when the darkness finally came, all of them in all their different colours would stand shoulder to shoulder and draw their wands as brothers in arms.
Not for achievements. Not for trophies. Not for power. 
For goodness. For hope.
And when the time came for them to choose the words that would forever guide the children that would come to them, Helga smiled and engraved, upon a bronze plaque, these words:
Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus.
(But her students remembered a very different set of words. Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.)
(Helga Hufflepuff requested by boney-eyes-jefferson)

#and this my friends is why no one is quite sure what a hufflepuff really is#the answer is: everyone#they come in a million different shapes and sizes#they could be braver than gryffindors#and more cunning and more ambitious than slytherins#even smarter than ravenclaws#but they all come to hufflepuff#and there learn to be loyal and fair and goodhearted#and that quite possibly#is why hufflepuff has hardly any dark witches and wizards#because they have learnt how to be the very last line of defence#before chaos takes over the world#and this#THIS is the sleeping dragon you do not tickle#because if they can’t protect the earth you can be damned well sure they’ll avenge it (thepostmodernpottercompendium)

petrichorlore:

thepostmodernpottercompendium:

Children. They were teaching children

Rowena, Godric, Salazar; they tended to forget that. They saw young minds, young acolytes - eyes that would look up to them. Not innocence. Not childish wonder.

Toughen them, said Godric.

Make them smart, said Rowena.

And ambitious, above all, said Salazar.

But war and the real world; that was not where children belonged. Aye, they would belong one day, but it was not their part to turn them cruel, make them hard, make their eyes dart sideways always looking for ways to twist the world to further their own ends. They were to protect them. Shield them from the worst so that some good, some kindness would find its way into an ever darkening world. To give them weapons and teach them how to use them, but never tell them that those weapons were their only hope.

She’d seen in all the battles she’d rode out to just how dark the world could be. Was it not their duty to bring light into this world? To fight darkness with light; not with more darkness - with divisiveness and strife and hatred?

I will take them all, she said. 

I will protect the ones you will not. I will save them. I will give them a home. They will be the last rays of all that is good in this world. I will teach them kindness. I will teach them loyalty. I will teach them selflessness.

I will teach them how to be the backbone, the heart of this world. I will teach them how to stand steadfast, when all hope is lost. 

I will teach them how to be human, to be more than just one single word.

No, she knew, theirs would not be an easy path, or a glorious one. They would have no songs. No great tales in books. No laurels. No consolation, no thanks.

But they would be the reason why, when the darkness finally came, all of them in all their different colours would stand shoulder to shoulder and draw their wands as brothers in arms.

Not for achievements. Not for trophies. Not for power.

For goodness. For hope.

And when the time came for them to choose the words that would forever guide the children that would come to them, Helga smiled and engraved, upon a bronze plaque, these words:

Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus.

(But her students remembered a very different set of words. Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.)

(Helga Hufflepuff requested by boney-eyes-jefferson)

 (thepostmodernpottercompendium)

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kendallslogiebear:

but i just dont understand something. why do people always make nico to be this mean person? nico has literally never been unkind to anyone but percy and thats for obvious reasons. i mean, Leo, Piper, Frank, Jason, Annabeth, Percy etc, they all fucking think about him like…

"I went looking for the troll because I – I thought I could deal with it on my own – you know, because I’ve read all about them."

pragmatique:

DRACO MALFOY WEEK | DAY 1 - FAVORITE SCENE

"…I’m the one with the wand…you’re at my mercy…"

"No, Draco," said Dumbledore quietly. "It is my mercy, and not yours, that matters now."

Malfoy did not speak. His mouth was open, his wand hand still trembling. Harry thought he saw it drop by a fraction. But suddenly footsteps were thundering up the stairs and a second later Malfoy was buffeted out of the way as four people in black robes burst through the door on to the ramparts. [hbp, chap 27]

—That time Draco thought about switching sides.

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starhlord:

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M A R V E L   C I N E M A T I C   U N I V E R S E

THE INCREDIBLE HULKIRON MANIRON MAN 2IRON MAN 3THORTHOR: THE DARK WORLDCAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGERCAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIERTHE AVENGERS

M A R V E L ’ S   A G E N T S   O F   S . H . I . E . L . D .

SEASON ONEEPISODE 01 || EPISODE 02 || EPISODE 03 || EPISODE 04 || EPISODE 05EPISODE 06 || EPISODE 07 || EPISODE 08 || EPISODE 09 || EPISODE 10EPISODE 11 || EPISODE 12 || EPISODE 13 || EPISODE 14 || EPISODE 15EPISODE 16 || EPISODE 17 || EPISODE 18 || EPISODE 19 || EPISODE 20EPISODE 21 || EPISODE 22 
SEASON TWO COMING FALL 2014!

M A R V E L ’ S   A G E N T   C A R T E R

COMING FALL 2014!

X - M E N   U N I V E R S E

X-MENX2: X-MEN UNITEDX-MEN: THE LAST STANDX-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINEX-MEN: FIRST CLASSTHE WOLVERINEX-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

S P I D E R - M A N

SPIDER-MANSPIDER-MAN 2SPIDER-MAN 3THE AMAZING SPIDER-MANTHE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2

broken link? let me know! more shows + movies here. happy watching!

starhlord:

the ultimate marvel movie masterpost! including their accompanying television shows! movies are not listed in chronological order. if you need help using the sites just ask me!

M A R V E L   C I N E M A T I C   U N I V E R S E

THE INCREDIBLE HULK
IRON MAN
IRON MAN 2
IRON MAN 3
THOR
THOR: THE DARK WORLD
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
THE AVENGERS

M A R V E L ’ S   A G E N T S   O F   S . H . I . E . L . D .

SEASON ONE
EPISODE 01 || EPISODE 02 || EPISODE 03 || EPISODE 04 || EPISODE 05
EPISODE 06 || EPISODE 07 || EPISODE 08 || EPISODE 09 || EPISODE 10
EPISODE 11 || EPISODE 12 || EPISODE 13 || EPISODE 14 || EPISODE 15
EPISODE 16 || EPISODE 17 || EPISODE 18 || EPISODE 19 || EPISODE 20
EPISODE 21 || EPISODE 22 

SEASON TWO 
COMING FALL 2014!

M A R V E L ’ S   A G E N T   C A R T E R

COMING FALL 2014!

X - M E N   U N I V E R S E

X-MEN
X2: X-MEN UNITED
X-MEN: THE LAST STAND
X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE
X-MEN: FIRST CLASS
THE WOLVERINE
X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

S P I D E R - M A N

SPIDER-MAN
SPIDER-MAN 2
SPIDER-MAN 3
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2

broken link? let me know! more shows + movies here. happy watching!